{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
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{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
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{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
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