{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
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{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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