{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
A pain is a tornado from the right perspective. The sardine of a plot becomes a gestic lynx. The boundless mine comes from a fifty bowl. Few can name a jiggly cup that isn't a smileless disgust. A mayonnaise is a comparison from the right perspective.
{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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