{"type":"standard","title":"The Black Crusade","displaytitle":"The Black Crusade","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7718294","titles":{"canonical":"The_Black_Crusade","normalized":"The Black Crusade","display":"The Black Crusade"},"pageid":25711057,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Harland_-_The_Black_Crusade_Coverart.png","width":200,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Harland_-_The_Black_Crusade_Coverart.png","width":200,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277263770","tid":"67b039a2-f209-11ef-a809-93ae5f97c800","timestamp":"2025-02-23T17:12:48Z","description":"Book by Richard Harland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Crusade","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Crusade?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Crusade?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Black_Crusade"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Crusade","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Black_Crusade","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Crusade?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Black_Crusade"}},"extract":"The Black Crusade is a 2004 horror novel by Richard Harland. It is a prequel to Harland's earlier novel The Vicar of Morbing Vyle. It describes the journey of the hapless Basil Smorta, a multilingual bank clerk, who is forced into the company of a group of \"fundamental Darwinists\" by their imprisonment of the object of his undying love, Australian singer, Volusia, in a mobile iron box. The group travel across Eastern Europe during 1894, and encounter ghosts, blood donating vampires and other comic horror curiosities.","extract_html":"
The Black Crusade is a 2004 horror novel by Richard Harland. It is a prequel to Harland's earlier novel The Vicar of Morbing Vyle. It describes the journey of the hapless Basil Smorta, a multilingual bank clerk, who is forced into the company of a group of \"fundamental Darwinists\" by their imprisonment of the object of his undying love, Australian singer, Volusia, in a mobile iron box. The group travel across Eastern Europe during 1894, and encounter ghosts, blood donating vampires and other comic horror curiosities.
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